Psychic octopus passes on.....

This summer, I blogged (here and here) about Paul the Octopus who predicted Spain to win the 2010 World Cup. He passed away in his German tank at age two last night. The aquarium's manager claimed Paul died of natural causes. Mmmmm, I am suspicious of fanatical German soccer fans.

Let this be a lesson, it is dangerous to speak certain truths.

Paul the oracle octopus update

In my last blog posting, Paul the oracle octopus in western Germany was mentioned for accurately predicting 2010 World Cup soccer games. The post was before the tournament's final and semifinal games. Well, Paul proved his psychic prowess by accurately picking Spain as champion and Germany as 3rd place. Paul was 100 % accurate in German team World Cup predictions. This article gives further information that Paul is going to retire. No more Paul in the limelight. He is going back to entertaining children as a day job.

I am guessing what you are not seeing behind the scenes is Paul is really being squidnapped by powerful authorities during aquarium off hours to predict other big sporting events. They will then bet big in Las Vegas and make millions. This octopus is worth big money!! Well, there is my half-baked conspiracy theory. Please take it with a grain of salt.

It is time to go visit my folks in Washington State next week, so it will be a while before any more posts.

Octopus oracle

Usually, I post about science or other serious topics. Today concerns an octopus in Germany who had accurately picks soccer match winners up to this point. Paul, the psychic soccer octopus (picture above) lives in the Oberhausen Sea Life aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen.

According to the Yahoo! article, the octopus has been accurate in picking winners of the FIFA 2010 World Cup tournament up to this point.

Paul correctly predicted Germany’s wins over Argentina, England, Australia and Ghana and the country’s loss to Spain and Serbia.

This mollusk had a small, cult following in the past beginning in 2008.

Paul first developed his abilities during the 2008 European Championship in which he predicted five out of six games involving Germany correctly. But while he had only a community of local fans two years ago, his World Cup prognostications have brought him international stardom.

It looks like the aquarium put 8 legged prediction maker on the spot by having Paul predict a German game. Not being human, Paul had a politically incorrect answer for a German defeat against Spain in the semifinals. The knives and grills came out after Paul's correct choice leading towards an international political incident.

Spain’s defeat of Germany in the semifinals as predicted by Paul prompted many Germans to wonder about how he would taste grilled for dinner. Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero fretted about the safety of “El Pulpo Paul,” as he’s known in Spain, and offered Paul protection.

“I am concerned about the octopus,” Zapatero said. “I’m thinking about sending in a team to protect the octopus because obviously it was very spectacular that he should get Spain’s victory right from there.”

In response to hundreds of angry e-mails from disappointed German football fans who sent in recipe suggestions for the 2 1/2 year-old floppy mollusk, the aquarium actually did take extra precautions, Porwoll said.

“I even told our guards and people at the entrance to keep a close look at possible for football fans coming after Paul for revenge,” Porwoll said. He added, however, that the number of love declarations the aquarium is receiving from Paul’s fans far outweighed the hate mail.

Paul most likely taught us a good lesson, people hear what they want to hear and not the truth. This even pertains to an oracle octopus.

If I could find a small aquarium creature with clairvoyant powers like Paul, Vegas watch out!

The international sport

Beginning about a week and a half ago, one of the world's largest sporting events kicked off in South Africa, the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Soccer (football in most of the world) is the most played sport in the world. Personally, I do not like to watch it or play it. Not being a fan makes me wonder why is soccer universally loved? This post is dedicated to a theory on why soccer is the international sport.


Issue #1: Entertainment

For people to play a sport and continue a sporting tradition, the sport has to be entertaining. No one is going to play a boring sport. No one is going to watch a boring sport. What may be fun for one person, may be drudgery for another. This is universal to all competition. What is required in a sport's continuation generation to generation is mass entertainment appeal for both participants and those watching a sporting event.



Issue #2: Cultural adoption

Adopting a sport requires the game not to offend the native culture or religion. Another point that would make a sport's rejection would be the sport reminds a group of a rival, conquering tribe/nation.



Issue #3: Nonviolent action

It can be said that violent sports permeate the world. Their appeal tends to be limited though due to the destructive nature on participants. It is much preferable to play a sport that allows one to live a long, healthy life and even participate in one's later years in comparison to a senior broken body.



Issue #4: Accessibility for the masses

The majority of professional athletes in the major sports do not come from wealthy families. It is difficult to gather enough athletes for a successful league using only well-to-do athletes. Wealthy classes do not push chidren towards professional sports. Building a large fan base would also be difficult without the majority of average citizens. The classic sport that fits this category is skiing. The game has to be simple and be accessible to even the poorest children to be universally adopted.

Looking at the major sports limited to a few countries, here is where they fail to meet the criteria above.

Archery and shooting sports - Not entertaining, lacks accessibility since bows/arrows and firearms cost quite a bit.

Baseball - Need a glove, bat and ball to play. Baseball requires significant sized field. Inaccessible to the poor. Of the major American sports, this is the most international.

Cricket - Same as baseball except British. It has the further disadvantage of being complex.

American football - Violent

Running - Not entertaining for the masses

Golf - Extremely expensive sport requiring a course, thus, inaccessible to the poor.

Tennis - Tennis is similar to golf.

Basketball - The only disadvantage basketball has is the requirement of a hoop on a court. It has the potential to become universal sport over time.

Soccer fits all of the criteria above. Soccer only requires a ball and very little space to play. The rules are extremely simple. It also had the further advantage of being spread through the late British empire at the end of the 19th Century.